"What shall I do today? shall I:
i) Sit and eat the pasty that I am keeping in the insulated container on my head.
ii) Move to King 4 thus threatening a black knight.
iii) Play a few tunes on this crumhorn that I am carrying in my left hand "

"It occurs to me that a presbyterian minister must find it much easier to choose which colour socks to wear in the morning!" (Graham C)